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无聊的时候玩玩公众平台,没想到摊上大事了!顿时觉得高手在民间,生活处处无的感脚! 想起了一句话,是金子在哪都会发光的!姐是京城名校计算机系出身,虽然算不上学霸,但个人觉得高等数学、线性代数还是学得不错的,这次糗大了居然!内心的优越感荡然无存!本想看看这公众平台好不好玩,没想到是人工客服! 花自飘零水自流。一种相思,两处闲愁… 断肠人,满地伤,莫回首,泪千行… 以下是我偶遇惨痛的卖茶叶经历!顿时我觉得360行,行行出状元,路漫漫其修远兮,我等粪青还需努力啊!欢迎关注微服务,我是普洱茶原产地的种植户茶大爷,请问您平常喝茶吗?(30秒…)亲,您在呢吗?
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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不在…那现在是谁在跟我说话?
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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一个不喝茶的人为什么不喜欢喝茶呢?野泉烟火白云间,坐饮香茶爱此山。岩下维舟不忍去,青溪流水暮潺潺。(竟然是男声配着笑傲江湖,文艺了…)
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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因为我感觉我喝茶跟喝尿一样您确定您喝的是茶吗?
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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确定您喝过尿?
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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我说的是颜色那您平常喝普洱茶吗?
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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真的不喝那您有兴趣品尝一下吗?
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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(啊哈,不要钱的来了!)都有什么茶?基本上什么茶都有,我比较推荐普洱茶,我们这里是原产地
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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有减肥茶吗?没有
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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减肥茶都没有卖什么茶叶啊!不然给您寄一点普洱茶尝尝,您要是觉得好就多买点
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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免费的吗?我们可以免费寄给您一些样品给您品尝一下
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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行,那先给我来十斤尝尝,好了我再多要十斤太多了,我们只会给您寄几包而已
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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几包哪够啊…其实我挺喜欢喝茶的。 琴里知闻唯渌水,茶中故旧是蒙山。穷通行止长相伴,谁道吾今无往还?(女声配北京欢迎你,文艺小清新无压力)很多人都喜欢的
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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我特别喜欢边喝茶边吃油条的感觉 不然这样吧,我问你个问题,你要是回答出来了,我就买两斤尝尝。 lim(x→∞)√(x+√x)/√[x+√(x+√x)]+√x1/2
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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卧槽!!!可以啊…牛X,好吧我买两斤吧,你刚才说的那个多少钱一斤普洱茶是按饼算的。1万2一饼,一饼是357克,2斤的话大概是三饼,一共3万6千,便宜点算你3万好了。
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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…怎么了不说话了?哑巴了?(雪姨:你有本事抢男人,没有本事开门呐,开门呐,开门吶!)你刚才不是挺贫的吗?老子数学系博士毕业 早就知道你买不起,老子就不跟你废话了,穷X就不要喝茶了
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茶大爷
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小雪花
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一两茶叶跟黄金一个价么,请问你们还招人么?还招人么?我去啊!我摊上大事了!
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